CHARACTERS:

PAUL MATTHEWS
Just a guy who doesn’t like musicals. Born and raised in Hatchetfield, he is perfectly content with his mundane office job and his mediocre Beanie’s coffee. But when a meteor crashes into Hatchetfield, triggering an apocalypse that forces people to sing and dance, Paul will have no choice but to become the reluctant hero Hatchetfield needs.
Sings: LET IT OUT, INEVITABLE

EMMA PERKINS
A barista trying to work her way through community college. She has exactly two aspirations in life: to start a pot farm and to not die in Hatchetfield. She hates musical theatre just as much as Paul does.
Sings: CUP OF ROASTED COFFEE

BILL WOODWARD
A kind-hearted, recently divorced man who just wants to connect with his teenage daughter, Alice. He usually loves musicals, and is a fan of Mamma Mia.
Sings: ENSEMBLE SONGS

TED SPANKOFSKI
A self-described sleazeball who is just the worst kind of guy. But audiences kinda love him. Never misses a chance to throw out a crude joke or sucker punch of an insult.
Sings: ENSEMBLE SONGS

CHARLOTTE SWEETLEY
An anxious woman desperate to repair her failing marriage. She is the quiet type who looks for help in small vices.
Sings: JOIN US AND DIE

HENRY HIDGENS
An eccentric, reclusive biology professor who somehow theorized this exact scenario 30 years ago. While preparing for the apocolypse, he also has been working on a secret project that is unvailed later in the show...
Sings: SHOW STOPPING NUMBER

SAM SWEETLY
Charlotte’s scummy cop husband, and leader of the Hatchetfield police force.
Sings: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, TIE UP MY HEART

JOHN MCNAMARA
A general of the United States army who works for PEIP, a secret organization that investigates paranormal, extraterrestrial, and inter-dimensional phenomena.
Sings: AMERICA IS GREAT

ALICE WOODWARD
Bill’s teenage daughter. She is very committed to her relationship with her girlfriend, Deb, but is struggling to come into her own following her parents’ divorce.
Sings: NOT YOUR SEED, ENSEMBLE SONGS

ZOEY CHAMBERS
Catty and self-absorbed. Works at Beanie’s to pay the rent but is really an actress…or will be, anyway.
Sings: CUP OF ROASTED/POISON COFFEE, ENSEMBLE SONGS

KEN DAVIDSON
Paul’s boss at Coven Communications Research and Power (CCRP). He is one of the first to be infected, and has a beautiful and loving relationship with his wife Carol, but has a hard time communicating.
Sings: WHAT DO YOU WANT PAUL, ENSEMBLE SONGS

NORA BEANIE
Owner of Hatchetfield’s local coffee shop, Beanie’s. She employs Emma and Zoey as baristas and introduces the “Tip for a song!” policy that Emma hates.
Sings: CUP OFROASTED/ POISON COFFEE, ENSEMBLE SONGS

POKEY
An ancient evil, and upbringer of the apotheosis. We are seeking qualified dancers for this role!

GREEN PEACE GIRL
A sweet girl gathering signatures on the street, looking to help the Earth and bring a smile.
Sings: LA DEE DAH DAH DAY, ENSEMBLE SONGS